We all know ‘LOVE’ is a very complicated word, it comes when we least expect, and we find ourselves loving the very person we never thought we could love. So in line with that, I in particular have been through a lot of memorable experiences with this ‘love’ thing we all talk about, so this story is just a medium I’m using to share my experiences. You may want to ask ‘is this a true or fictional story?’ Well, I’ll let you decide what you want to believe *wink*, after all, as the saying go;
’No be my mouth you go hear say Beyonce dey shit too’. So enough blabbing and talking … here it goes!!!
Hi!, my name is Michael but you may as well call me Mike if you are a guy or Mikey if you are female *wink*, anyway am based in the city of Lagos and I school at the university of Port Harcourt, Nigeria AKA ‘UNIPORT’ where I study Managements under the faculty of management, weird right? Don’t mind the confused people that named the departments. Anyway I hail from the Big Heart of the nation, Delta state, as for my age … well you would know that in due time.
Let me state this now and clearly ‘I AM NOT A PLAYER’, but, I’ve lost count of girls I’ve dated – not like I was even counting, I’m just looking for my Miss Right, you know na, that one girl you meet and you can’t picture your life with any other girl, that girl you actually dream of and not those you lie to about dreaming of them, you know that girl that even if she strips naked and tell you to do whatever you want, you would refuse, not because you are gay but because you love her to a fault and of course, she too would feel the same about you. But my dilemma is my Miss Right seems far fetched.
So basically, this story is just a well detailed summary of my adventures in my really tedious search for Miss Right. Trust me when I say it’s been a really funny adventure and I’ve dated them all: the cute, ugly, fat, slim, possessive, ‘I no send you if you no send me type’, the honest, the churchy type, the sex freak, in short, just name it and I’ve dated it or something similar at least.
This story is a series as you already know and would be coming episode by episode so buckle up because you are in for a fun filled ride into the world of a Lasgidi/ Port Harcourt breed PLAY BOY … oops! Did I just call myself a play boy? Err … well it’s just what I’ll like to call a slip of hand *winks*. And before I forget, expect a lot of intrigue, action, comedy and suspense, so if you have High Blood Pressure, you might want to have a doctor on standby just in case of any casualties, don’t say you weren’t warned.