#MCLS: Episode 11 & 12

EPISODE 11

So when we got home, instead of going to Sandra’s room directly, we decided to drop by my place first.

On getting to the door, we could hear strange sounds like;

‘ahh!! Yea baby.. A little to the left’

‘oh god!!, you are killing me!’

I was shocked at first but then I remembered leaving Tayo alone in
the house, so it was obvious Tayo was ‘busy’ *winks*.

Anyway Sandra heard the sounds too but just laughed and said;
‘I guess that’s your roommate in action right?’

‘yea, I guess’ I replied laughing too

‘alright, lets not disturb his fun. Lets go to my room’ she suggested and I agreed so we headed for her room.

On entering her room, I saw Amaka reading at one of the extreme corners of the room where a blue plastic chair and a table was placed.

I said ‘hi’ but what I got in response was just a wave, she didn’t even turn to respond properly, I assumed she was engrossed in whatever she was reading, so I didn’t push it.

Sandra meanwhile was already undressing in other to put on a
more casual wear and didn’t care of my presence, ‘well there is nothing she has that I haven’t seen’ I thought.

She removed her top and her bra as well, for a moment I felt the urge to … You know na , but it was the wrong time and place so I controlled myself.

She changed into a blue bump short and a grey top, then finally noticed me who was still standing at the door like an electric pole;

‘why are you standing there?’ she didn’t wait for a reply ‘make yourself comfortable na, or are you waiting for Obama to offer you a sit?’ she said being sarcastic.

I just smiled and made a move to sit on her bed, once I was on it, I recalled the incidence of the previous night, I smiled in a mischievous way.

‘what can I offer you?’ she asked after she noticed I was settled.

‘nothing actually, I’m just fine, thanks’ I replied

‘no o, that can’t happen, you can’t come to my house and go like that na, its kind rude’

‘hmm, I don’t mind like seriously, don’t bother’ was my reply

‘that one is for your pocket o, am going to bring something for you to drink and I’ll force you to drink it if I have to’ she replied being persistent

‘you are really stubborn oh’ I replied already defeated

‘so its now you are knowing?’ she asked rhetorically and left for the kitchen to bring the drink.

I brought out my phone and tried calling Tayo who didn’t pick until my 3rd attempt.

‘o boy no vex say I no pick your call since, I byn dey do something’ Tayo said after finally picking my call

‘no wahala, I know, sha do fast comot there oh, I don dey around for like one hour now, shey that thing no dey tire you?’

‘hahaha, you no go understand even if I try explain, anyway, I don finish and I don pursue the babe go her papa house,so you fit dey come house’ Tayo replied

‘Ok, I go soon dey come’ I replied and hung up.

Amaka who had been eavesdropping then said;
‘that was Tayo right?’

I wasn’t surprised she knew Tayo because the guy is an ideal
ashewo(you get na?), so he probably would have spoken to all the girls in the whole street and beyond.

‘yea, how did you know’ I asked

‘never mind, I just know’ she replied and closed the book she was reading, then picked up her phone and started pressing it. I noticed this and figured this was a good time to start a conversation, so I said;

‘so its Amaka right?’ I asked, trying to use that line to start the conversation.

‘yea, it is’ she replied

‘ok, nice name by the way’ I complemented

‘yea yea, thanks, I know I’ve been told that many times’ she replies then winked at me.

I got the hint she was enjoying the conversation so I pushed
further;

‘I guess I’m not the only one who have complimented your name’

‘obviously’ she replied

‘but one thing I’m sure of is they haven’t told you how cute you are with a super hot body, not to mention your ‘to die for’
curves’ I said pouring out my multiple combo compliments.

she laughed for a while the said;
‘I know you are just whining me’ she was obviously blushing

‘no am not, am dead serious’ I So when we got home, instead of going to Sandra’s room directly, we decided to drop by my place first.

On getting to the door, we could hear strange sounds like;

‘ahh!! Yea baby.. A little to the left’

‘oh god!!, you are killing me!’

I was shocked at first but then I remembered leaving Tayo alone in
the house, so it was obvious Tayo was ‘busy’ *winks*.

Anyway Sandra heard the sounds too but just laughed and said;
‘I guess that’s your roommate in action right?’

‘yea, I guess’ I replied laughing too

‘alright, lets not disturb his fun. Lets go to my room’ she suggested and I agreed so we headed for her room.

On entering her room, I saw Amaka reading at one of the extreme corners of the room where a blue plastic chair and a table was placed.

I said ‘hi’ but what I got in response was just a wave, she didn’t even turn to respond properly, I assumed she was engrossed in whatever she was reading, so I didn’t push it.

Sandra meanwhile was already undressing in other to put on a
more casual wear and didn’t care of my presence, ‘well there is nothing she has that I haven’t seen’ I thought.

She removed her top and her bra as well, for a moment I felt the urge to … You know na , but it was the wrong time and place so I controlled myself.

She changed into a blue bump short and a grey top, then finally noticed me who was still standing at the door like an electric pole;

‘why are you standing there?’ she didn’t wait for a reply ‘make yourself comfortable na, or are you waiting for Obama to offer you a sit?’ she said being sarcastic.

I just smiled and made a move to sit on her bed, once I was on it, I recalled the incidence of the previous night, I smiled in a mischievous way.

‘what can I offer you?’ she asked after she noticed I was settled.

‘nothing actually, I’m just fine, thanks’ I replied

‘no o, that can’t happen, you can’t come to my house and go like that na, its kind rude’

‘hmm, I don’t mind like seriously, don’t bother’ was my reply

‘that one is for your pocket o, am going to bring something for you to drink and I’ll force you to drink it if I have to’ she replied being persistent

‘you are really stubborn oh’ I replied already defeated

‘so its now you are knowing?’ she asked rhetorically and left for the kitchen to bring the drink.

I brought out my phone and tried calling Tayo who didn’t pick until my 3rd attempt.

‘o boy no vex say I no pick your call since, I byn dey do something’ Tayo said after finally picking my call

‘no wahala, I know, sha do fast comot there oh, I don dey around for like one hour now, shey that thing no dey tire you?’

‘hahaha, you no go understand even if I try explain, anyway, I don finish and I don pursue the babe go her papa house,so you fit dey come house’ Tayo replied

‘Ok, I go soon dey come’ I replied and hung up.

Amaka who had been eavesdropping then said;
‘that was Tayo right?’

I wasn’t surprised she knew Tayo because the guy is an ideal
ashewo(you get na?), so he probably would have spoken to all the girls in the whole street and beyond.

‘yea, how did you know’ I asked

‘never mind, I just know’ she replied and closed the book she was reading, then picked up her phone and started pressing it. I noticed this and figured this was a good time to start a conversation, so I said;

‘so its Amaka right?’ I asked, trying to use that line to start the conversation.

‘yea, it is’ she replied

‘ok, nice name by the way’ I complemented

‘yea yea, thanks, I know I’ve been told that many times’ she replies then winked at me.

I got the hint she was enjoying the conversation so I pushed
further;

‘I guess I’m not the only one who have complimented your name’

‘obviously’ she replied

‘but one thing I’m sure of is they haven’t told you how cute you are with a super hot body, not to mention your ‘to die for’
curves’ I said pouring out my multiple combo compliments.

she laughed for a while the said;
‘I know you are just whining me’ she was obviously blushing

‘no am not, am dead serious’ I So when we got home, instead of going to Sandra’s room directly, we decided to drop by my place first.

On getting to the door, we could hear strange sounds like;

‘ahh!! Yea baby.. A little to the left’

‘oh god!!, you are killing me!’

I was shocked at first but then I remembered leaving Tayo alone in
the house, so it was obvious Tayo was ‘busy’ *winks*.

Anyway Sandra heard the sounds too but just laughed and said;
‘I guess that’s your roommate in action right?’

‘yea, I guess’ I replied laughing too

‘alright, lets not disturb his fun. Lets go to my room’ she suggested and I agreed so we headed for her room.

On entering her room, I saw Amaka reading at one of the extreme corners of the room where a blue plastic chair and a table was placed.

I said ‘hi’ but what I got in response was just a wave, she didn’t even turn to respond properly, I assumed she was engrossed in whatever she was reading, so I didn’t push it.

Sandra meanwhile was already undressing in other to put on a
more casual wear and didn’t care of my presence, ‘well there is nothing she has that I haven’t seen’ I thought.

She removed her top and her bra as well, for a moment I felt the urge to … You know na , but it was the wrong time and place so I controlled myself.

She changed into a blue bump short and a grey top, then finally noticed me who was still standing at the door like an electric pole;

‘why are you standing there?’ she didn’t wait for a reply ‘make yourself comfortable na, or are you waiting for Obama to offer you a sit?’ she said being sarcastic.

I just smiled and made a move to sit on her bed, once I was on it, I recalled the incidence of the previous night, I smiled in a mischievous way.

‘what can I offer you?’ she asked after she noticed I was settled.

‘nothing actually, I’m just fine, thanks’ I replied

‘no o, that can’t happen, you can’t come to my house and go like that na, its kind rude’

‘hmm, I don’t mind like seriously, don’t bother’ was my reply

‘that one is for your pocket o, am going to bring something for you to drink and I’ll force you to drink it if I have to’ she replied being persistent

‘you are really stubborn oh’ I replied already defeated

‘so its now you are knowing?’ she asked rhetorically and left for the kitchen to bring the drink.

I brought out my phone and tried calling Tayo who didn’t pick until my 3rd attempt.

‘o boy no vex say I no pick your call since, I byn dey do something’ Tayo said after finally picking my call

‘no wahala, I know, sha do fast comot there oh, I don dey around for like one hour now, shey that thing no dey tire you?’

‘hahaha, you no go understand even if I try explain, anyway, I don finish and I don pursue the babe go her papa house,so you fit dey come house’ Tayo replied

‘Ok, I go soon dey come’ I replied and hung up.

Amaka who had been eavesdropping then said;
‘that was Tayo right?’

I wasn’t surprised she knew Tayo because the guy is an ideal
ashewo(you get na?), so he probably would have spoken to all the girls in the whole street and beyond.

‘yea, how did you know’ I asked

‘never mind, I just know’ she replied and closed the book she was reading, then picked up her phone and started pressing it. I noticed this and figured this was a good time to start a conversation, so I said;

‘so its Amaka right?’ I asked, trying to use that line to start the conversation.

‘yea, it is’ she replied

‘ok, nice name by the way’ I complemented

‘yea yea, thanks, I know I’ve been told that many times’ she replies then winked at me.

I got the hint she was enjoying the conversation so I pushed
further;

‘I guess I’m not the only one who have complimented your name’

‘obviously’ she replied

‘but one thing I’m sure of is they haven’t told you how cute you are with a super hot body, not to mention your ‘to die for’
curves’ I said pouring out my multiple combo compliments.

she laughed for a while the said;
‘I know you are just whining me’ she was obviously blushing

‘no am not, am dead serious’ I So when we got home, instead of going to Sandra’s room directly, we decided to drop by my place first.

On getting to the door, we could hear strange sounds like;

‘ahh!! Yea baby.. A little to the left’

‘oh god!!, you are killing me!’

I was shocked at first but then I remembered leaving Tayo alone in
the house, so it was obvious Tayo was ‘busy’ *winks*.

Anyway Sandra heard the sounds too but just laughed and said;
‘I guess that’s your roommate in action right?’

‘yea, I guess’ I replied laughing too

‘alright, lets not disturb his fun. Lets go to my room’ she suggested and I agreed so we headed for her room.

On entering her room, I saw Amaka reading at one of the extreme corners of the room where a blue plastic chair and a table was placed.

I said ‘hi’ but what I got in response was just a wave, she didn’t even turn to respond properly, I assumed she was engrossed in whatever she was reading, so I didn’t push it.

Sandra meanwhile was already undressing in other to put on a
more casual wear and didn’t care of my presence, ‘well there is nothing she has that I haven’t seen’ I thought.

She removed her top and her bra as well, for a moment I felt the urge to … You know na , but it was the wrong time and place so I controlled myself.

She changed into a blue bump short and a grey top, then finally noticed me who was still standing at the door like an electric pole;

‘why are you standing there?’ she didn’t wait for a reply ‘make yourself comfortable na, or are you waiting for Obama to offer you a sit?’ she said being sarcastic.

I just smiled and made a move to sit on her bed, once I was on it, I recalled the incidence of the previous night, I smiled in a mischievous way.

‘what can I offer you?’ she asked after she noticed I was settled.

‘nothing actually, I’m just fine, thanks’ I replied

‘no o, that can’t happen, you can’t come to my house and go like that na, its kind rude’

‘hmm, I don’t mind like seriously, don’t bother’ was my reply

‘that one is for your pocket o, am going to bring something for you to drink and I’ll force you to drink it if I have to’ she replied being persistent

‘you are really stubborn oh’ I replied already defeated

‘so its now you are knowing?’ she asked rhetorically and left for the kitchen to bring the drink.

I brought out my phone and tried calling Tayo who didn’t pick until my 3rd attempt.

‘o boy no vex say I no pick your call since, I byn dey do something’ Tayo said after finally picking my call

‘no wahala, I know, sha do fast comot there oh, I don dey around for like one hour now, shey that thing no dey tire you?’

‘hahaha, you no go understand even if I try explain, anyway, I don finish and I don pursue the babe go her papa house,so you fit dey come house’ Tayo replied

‘Ok, I go soon dey come’ I replied and hung up.

Amaka who had been eavesdropping then said;
‘that was Tayo right?’

I wasn’t surprised she knew Tayo because the guy is an ideal
ashewo(you get na?), so he probably would have spoken to all the girls in the whole street and beyond.

‘yea, how did you know’ I asked

‘never mind, I just know’ she replied and closed the book she was reading, then picked up her phone and started pressing it. I noticed this and figured this was a good time to start a conversation, so I said;

‘so its Amaka right?’ I asked, trying to use that line to start the conversation.

‘yea, it is’ she replied

‘ok, nice name by the way’ I complemented

‘yea yea, thanks, I know I’ve been told that many times’ she replies then winked at me.

I got the hint she was enjoying the conversation so I pushed
further;

‘I guess I’m not the only one who have complimented your name’

‘obviously’ she replied

‘but one thing I’m sure of is they haven’t told you how cute you are with a super hot body, not to mention your ‘to die for’
curves’ I said pouring out my multiple combo compliments.

she laughed for a while the said;
‘I know you are just whining me’ she was obviously blushing

‘no am not, am dead serious’ I So when we got home, instead of going to Sandra’s room directly, we decided to drop by my place first.

On getting to the door, we could hear strange sounds like;

‘ahh!! Yea baby.. A little to the left’

‘oh god!!, you are killing me!’

I was shocked at first but then I remembered leaving Tayo alone in
the house, so it was obvious Tayo was ‘busy’ *winks*.

Anyway Sandra heard the sounds too but just laughed and said;
‘I guess that’s your roommate in action right?’

‘yea, I guess’ I replied laughing too

‘alright, lets not disturb his fun. Lets go to my room’ she suggested and I agreed so we headed for her room.

On entering her room, I saw Amaka reading at one of the extreme corners of the room where a blue plastic chair and a table was placed.

I said ‘hi’ but what I got in response was just a wave, she didn’t even turn to respond properly, I assumed she was engrossed in whatever she was reading, so I didn’t push it.

Sandra meanwhile was already undressing in other to put on a
more casual wear and didn’t care of my presence, ‘well there is nothing she has that I haven’t seen’ I thought.

She removed her top and her bra as well, for a moment I felt the urge to … You know na , but it was the wrong time and place so I controlled myself.

She changed into a blue bump short and a grey top, then finally noticed me who was still standing at the door like an electric pole;

‘why are you standing there?’ she didn’t wait for a reply ‘make yourself comfortable na, or are you waiting for Obama to offer you a sit?’ she said being sarcastic.

I just smiled and made a move to sit on her bed, once I was on it, I recalled the incidence of the previous night, I smiled in a mischievous way.

‘what can I offer you?’ she asked after she noticed I was settled.

‘nothing actually, I’m just fine, thanks’ I replied

‘no o, that can’t happen, you can’t come to my house and go like that na, its kind rude’

‘hmm, I don’t mind like seriously, don’t bother’ was my reply

‘that one is for your pocket o, am going to bring something for you to drink and I’ll force you to drink it if I have to’ she replied being persistent

‘you are really stubborn oh’ I replied already defeated

‘so its now you are knowing?’ she asked rhetorically and left for the kitchen to bring the drink.

I brought out my phone and tried calling Tayo who didn’t pick until my 3rd attempt.

‘o boy no vex say I no pick your call since, I byn dey do something’ Tayo said after finally picking my call

‘no wahala, I know, sha do fast comot there oh, I don dey around for like one hour now, shey that thing no dey tire you?’

‘hahaha, you no go understand even if I try explain, anyway, I don finish and I don pursue the babe go her papa house,so you fit dey come house’ Tayo replied

‘Ok, I go soon dey come’ I replied and hung up.

Amaka who had been eavesdropping then said;
‘that was Tayo right?’

I wasn’t surprised she knew Tayo because the guy is an ideal
ashewo(you get na?), so he probably would have spoken to all the girls in the whole street and beyond.

‘yea, how did you know’ I asked

‘never mind, I just know’ she replied and closed the book she was reading, then picked up her phone and started pressing it. I noticed this and figured this was a good time to start a conversation, so I said;

‘so its Amaka right?’ I asked, trying to use that line to start the conversation.

‘yea, it is’ she replied

‘ok, nice name by the way’ I complemented

‘yea yea, thanks, I know I’ve been told that many times’ she replies then winked at me.

I got the hint she was enjoying the conversation so I pushed
further;

‘I guess I’m not the only one who have complimented your name’

‘obviously’ she replied

‘but one thing I’m sure of is they haven’t told you how cute you are with a super hot body, not to mention your ‘to die for’
curves’ I said pouring out my multiple combo compliments.

she laughed for a while the said;
‘I know you are just whining me’ she was obviously blushing

‘no am not, am dead serious’ I replied

‘Ok, what do you want me to say now?’

‘say nothing, but I want you to give me something’ I replied, being aware that Sandra would soon come out with the drinks and won’t be pleased if I asked for what I was about to ask Amaka
now in her presence.

‘and what would that be?’ she asked with a curious face

‘nothing big, just your phone number, so we can hook up and talk some other time’

‘hmmm, ok, no p.. 080xxxxxxxx’ she gave me her phone number.

Barely seconds after I had saved the number Sandra walked in with a tray containing a 1 kg Chivita pack and just one glass.

‘just one glass?’ I asked with the funny thought of Sandra over hearing I and Amaka conversation so decided to poison me out of jealously or something like that.

‘yea, I don’t take drinks with artificial flavours, and there is nothing else in the house, hope you don’t mind?’ she gave a weird reply

‘no, I don’t mind at all, thanks’ I replied staring at the contents of
the tray.

EPISODE 12

I finally took a sip of the drink with one mind telling me not to but nothing happening to me, at least not immediately.

We talked for a while then I decided it was time for me to take my leave, so after kissing her in the presence of Amaka who made mocking sounds and said;
‘I go love too one day o’ teasing us I left for my room.

On entering the house, Tayo who I expected to see in the house wasn’t in the sitting room, rather Urch and his church girlfriend, Chisom, were watching the famous ‘Nikita’ movie series;

‘this boy no dey hear word oh, e be like the head wey those cult boys burst for club that day don heal’ I thought, in reference to the other day he was beaten at the club and warned to leave
Chisom.

But I said nothing about that, I just greeted them both and even
said;
‘hmm, Uniport couple of the year watching TV, chai see love oh,
where are the kids na?’ mocking them.

‘you no get work’ Urch replied laughing

‘you better go collect your
food for kitchen before Tayo chop everything’ at this point I didn’t wait for another statement before I threw my pouch on the couch and ran to the kitchen to save my food from Tayo big mouth.

I was quite lucky and on time because Tayo had already taken a spoon or so from my food when I got to the kitchen.

‘carry that knife there and stab him’ a wicked thought came into my mind, I just smile at the evil thought and rather dragged the food from him and just made some insultive statements.

‘God save you’ was all he said in s, he laughed and left.

‘Truly God saved me oh’ I agreed with Tayo, of course in my mind.

Few minutes later, my phone rang and it was a strange number, I picked and;

‘Hi, its Ify’ was the reply I got

‘oh, whatsup nah! I said remembering the girl that needed help with economics or so I thought.

‘I’m fine, and you?’

‘I’m cool o, just got home self’

‘oh, nice, hope no lecture held again oh’ she asked

‘nah, not at all, but we did introductions’

‘hmm, like seriously?’ she asked laughing

‘yea, whats funny?’ I asked confused

‘nothing oh, anyway that’s by the way’ she said trying to avoid further questions

‘Ok, so whatsup then?’

‘I was wondering if you would be free later in the evening ,so I could come over for us to start with the economics thing’

‘oh! that?’ I rhetorically asked ‘ermmm, around what time exactly are we talking about here? I continued

‘lets say five , five thirty’

‘Ok then, I won’t be free but I can cancel something for you’ I replied, making her feel important, I actually had nothing doing for the rest of the day.

‘Ok thanks, text me your address’

‘No p, I’ll do that later’ I replied

‘Ok, thanks, take care’ she said and hung up.

I simply smiled, and texted her my address immediately and even
added directions from the popular ‘choba junction’ just in case she
got lost or confused.

I then didn’t want to disturb Urch and Chisom, so I left the house to give them privacy to watch the movie and understand it well (una understand abi?) *winks*.

I figured that since Tayo isn’t having sex or watching football, he is probably doing his third favorite hobby… ‘smoking’, so I went to the back of the lodge and I was right.

Tayo was sitting on a white plastic chair, looking at the plain wall at his front with all seriousness, and he crossed his legs too.

Someone who sees him from a distance would assume he was a ‘better person’ who was thinking about how Nigeria would move forward. But I knew Tayo better and knew it was just the effect
of weed that was working on him.

I walked nearer, grabbed a chair and sat down beside him. Moments later we were talking about Urch who obviously is
strong headed and needed to be beaten again before he left Chisom, we both agreed to talk to him later on.

***

Time flew fast and before I could say ‘Jack Robinson’ my phone rang and it was Ify calling to tell me she would soon get to my place.

I quickly ran to the mallam who sold petty stuffs at the main gate and bought a bottle of alomo and 2 packs of condom, just incase na,… Don’t judge me oh, I just had to be ready to teach her the economics well… *winks*
as soon as I bought it, I could see a similar figure to Ify a far distance away walking towards my direction, I ran inside the house past Urch and Chisom who were already kissing and quickly
adjusted when the saw me, straight to my room, I drank like half of the alomo and kept the rest with the condom with in a drawer.

Then my phone rang again;

‘I’m at the front of your lodge, sugarland right?’ she asked saying the name of the lodge after I picked up

‘yea, gimme a minute, I’m coming to pick you’ I hung up and quickly removed my shirt and changed to an arm less top, just to show off my quite muscular arms.

I got to the gate and there she was… Wearing one of those really tight leggings that gripped her ass
and a top that was having a tough time covering her b*obs she looked really hot.

I pointed to my lodge and let her take the lead so I could examine
her rare view properly.

I smiled mischievously as what I saw was really encouraging and far from what I expected.

TO BE CONTINUED

#MCLS: Episode 9 & 10

EPISODE 9

The ULCH building is a quite big bungalow, it had a confusing color due to maybe old age.
It’s made up of a total of 6 halls with 3 on the ground floor and 3 above, with two staircases.

As I walked into the building looking lost, I quickly figured out how the halls are differentiated because right above the doors of each hall was a number.
I could see 1,2,3 downstairs so it was obvious that 4,5,6 would be upstairs, since I was looking for ‘6’, I headed up the staircase.
As soon as I got up I found out I was right with my calculations because at my immediate right hand side was a door with the number ‘6’ boldly written right above it.

I kinda first peeped into the hall to check if I got spot wizzy (c.r) ,luckily enough for me the guy was standing up for reasons best know to him. So I gathered enough liver and just walked into the class,I saw an empty sit at the back and sat down.

There were about 80 students in the hall. I noticed most of the girls occupied the 1st 3 rows of chairs with only the course rep and another really black dude in their midst.
I was just staring at the lecturer blankly, not really paying much attention to what he was saying when…
“Who can differentiate between change in the demand and change in quantity demand” the lecturer suddenly asked
Unlike other questions in which literally all the girls would raise their hands alongside a few guys in other to answer the question the lecturer had asked, nobody lifted his/hand this time, not until the lecture said
‘5marks..4..3marks…’ naturally the whole class assumed he wanted to give free marks, so a few hands were lifted, then he noticed how unsure the were from the way their hands were raised, so he threatened them saying
‘if you fail the questions,ill deduct the 3 marks from your final score, so if you are not sure drop your hand’
just like magic work they all dropped their hands, then he smiled and asked
‘So none of you went to a good secondary school or what? Demand in general is something my daughter who is in SSS 1  would answer with ease infact I would…’

I couldn’t take the insult anymore and besides I knew the answer ,he was right when he said its a secondary school question, and I myself was shocked that nobody in the class knew it. So I raised my hand to cut him short

‘Yes, any problem?’ he asked

‘No sir, I want to answer the question’ I replied while standing up

‘Ok, you are aware of the consequence if you fail the question right?’ he reminded me trying to discourage me.

‘Yes, I know’ i replied boldly.

‘Ok then, what is the difference?’

‘Well change in demand is a total bodily shift of the demand curve which is caused by a change in price while change in quantity demand is a movement along the demand curve due to non-price factors’ I replied almost immediately.
Something funny happened, the whole class didn’t wait to know if the lecturer would stone me his marker for saying such silly thing or give me my two marks for answering it correct before they all stood up and started clapping for me.
I was a really nice scene and I became really shy. I was enjoying my short moment of glory when the defeated lecturer finally said
‘you all should sit down and keep quite’
the obeyed him then he faced me and asked for my name.
‘Michael sir, Michael Odoh’ I replied.

‘Ok, you can sit, you have your two marks’

‘Thank you sir’ i replied. I sat down feeling really relieved.

Some minutes later the lecturer time was up and he left. Naturally the whole noise started again ,that’s when another chapter of the story started.

A girl walked up to me and said

‘Hi, I am  Ify, I can see you are good with economics, I have a problem understanding it, mind helping me out?’

‘Ermm,sure why not?’ was my reply nah, or wetyn una expect?

‘Okay can I have your number so i’ll call you to make plans’

‘Ok, bring your phone, i’ll punch it in’

‘No p’ she replied,dropped her really big hand bag on my laps and started searching for her phone in it. She brought out an Iphone first and just when i was about to grab it to punch my number in, she dropped it back in the bag and brought out a BB bold 5!!!, this time she offered me the phone.

I didn’t need any soothsayer to tell me this girl has ‘ego'(money) Scatter!!, because an Iphone and a Bold 5? Hian!! Even if she wanted to use two good phones she could have used the Iphone and a small Nokia torchlight.

Anyway i typed my number and returned the phone, she just took it an promised to call me later on and left, while she was walking away i had a clear view of her back side and i was totally impressed *winks*, while i was trying to picture my hand on her a*s doing wonders to it Wizzy brought me back to reality when he wanted to address the whole class..
‘Hello class, my name is Wizdom but y’all can call me Wizzy, I’m acting as a course rep, and in other for us to know ourselves better I’ll like us to introduce ourselves.’

EPISODE 10

I thought this was a great
opportunity to scope girls so I put
on my gucci shades so no one would
know what I was looking at and
leaned back comfortably ready to
analyze the analyzable.

Wizzy who was quite tall and looked
really handsome, with a well built
body, wore a black police brand top
that gripped his arms well and a
dark blue pencil jeans with a pair
of the popular but never out of fashion
‘All stars’ footwear then started the
official introduction by saying;

‘as you all know I am Wizdom,
Wizdom Akpan to be precise, I’m from
Akwa ibom and I’m the acting course rep’

He then went ahead to point at a girl who sat at the extreme end of the front roll and politely asked her to
introduce herself.

She stood up and said;

‘Hello class, I’m Evelyn Nwosu and
am from Imo state’ the way she
pronounced the Evelyn sounded like
evening because of her obvious
attempt to imitate British English,
a mischievous naughty boy who
caught what she was trying to do,
teased her, saying;

‘Hello evening I’m afternoon, nice
to meet you’ and the whole class
laughed even evening.. Oppz, pardon me, I meant Evelyn *laughs*.

Up next was a really young looking
petite girl, she was really fair and
could be mistaken for an albino, she
had nice eyes or maybe she wore a
lens, anyway she stood up and said;

‘good afternoon class, my name is
Zainab Adewale, am from Ogun state’
she also had a very thin voice.

Everybody stood up and introduced
themselves without anything to
laugh or comment about, until it
was my turn.

I stood up and said;

‘The name is Mike, Delta’ and I sat
then, then a girl who wanted to feel funny said;

‘Hi Mike delta, you’ve got a nice surname’
Strangely no one laughed, rather a couple of girls defended
me saying stuffs like;

‘leave the guy alone nah’
‘are you an illiterate?’
‘must he break it down before you
understand what he meant’ at this point I was feeling most definitely feeling so ‘fly’, as in celebrity in the
making! *winks*.

Finally, Wizzy intervened in the
situation before the other girl replied and the whole scene turns
to another thing.

After the whole introduction thing
I came to the conclusion that
members of my department weren’t
that bad, and am in for a fun
filled 4years.

We all stayed in the hall just
gisting and waiting patiently for the next
lecture which was in about 30 mins
time and same venue to commence but
since I knew no one I simply plugged
in my ear piece and started
listening to Burna boy’s ‘smoke
some weed’ track but my music was
Suddenly cut short by a call, I looked at my
phone screen and i saw ‘SANDRA’, I
smiled then picked the call.

‘hello stranger’ I said in a
mocking tone to show I was just
teasing.

she giggled and said;

‘hi stranger lover’

I laughed and replied
‘so whatsup, how are you na?’

‘am cool just had my first lecture,
and was missing you so thought I
should just hear your voice’

‘hmm, same here, missing you like
crazy too’ I replied blushing

‘alright, where exactly are you
now?’ she asked

‘am at ULCH’

‘wow, cool then, we could see now,
am at ULCH 3, how about you?’

‘am at ‘6’, can come up right now?’

‘yea, sure am already on the
staircase self’

‘wow, ok nice then, am waiting’

‘alright dear’ she said and hung
up.

Few minutes later my phone rang
again, it was Sandra;

‘am at the front of the hall but I
can’t see you yet’ she said

I turned, saw her at the door and
waved at her, this time she saw me
and walked towards my direction.
When she got to where I was, she
sat on my laps and gave me a peck.
I wasn’t quite comfortable with this
public show of love that she was
putting on but which other option
did I have?.

We got talking about our first
lectures, ironically, while I had a
borrowed course of her department,
Which was ‘ECO 102′, she
had MGT 150 , which is a borrowed course from my department.

She also told me of a guy who tried
getting her number in the cab she
entered to school but had a very
poor game, she was like, the guy
said;

‘Hi, am George’

‘hi’ she replied

‘You are a fresher right?’ George
asked.

‘yea, how did you know?’

‘errm, you freshers have a certain
way you act and look’ he said

‘ok’ she replied, and turned away
finding the conversation boring, but boring George tried again
saying;

‘you look beautiful o’

‘thanks’

‘Don’t mention, so can I have your
number so I can show you around?’
George asked.

‘no you can’t, I did certificate so I know my way around’

NB – Certificate is sorta like a direct entry program.

At this point  I bursted into
laughter because I couldn’t imagine
how of all the pick up lines George
had to pick the ‘show you around’
line.

While I was laughing Sandra kept on
lamenting on how boring the dude
was, how his breath stunk and how
he looked tattered.

While we were talking Wizzy passed
an information saying the next
lecture won’t hold because the
lecturer couldn’t make it.

Sandra didn’t have any lecture until
later in the day so we both headed
home with plans she would come back
later, little did we know that fate
as usual had a different plan…

TO BE CONTINUED

#MCLS Episode 7 & 8

EPISODE 7

Barely a minute later, I heard another knock on the door, this time I wasnt so anxious to open the door after my first experience so I went to put water on the fire just in case some people didn’t understand English, so I’ll teach them a lesson.

I opened the door and this time it was Sandra.
It seemed like for a moment there I died I went to heaven. Sandra was looking so sexy in a nasty way.
She had on a mini jean skirt that’s the length of two belts and a top that showed her navel to go with it, for the first time since I 1st saw her, she didn’t pack her hair, just let it all flow.

I had instant attention with and froze before she brought me back to reality and asked…
“are you going to let me in or what?”

with a mischievous smile on my face and really naughty thoughts on my mind I replied..

“Sure, come in”

,she walked past me and head straight to the couch while I closed the door, and joined her on the couch. Then said the first thing that came out of my mind

“hi, good morning…I must confess, you look really nice!”

She gave a shy smile and replied
“awww, thanks..How was your night?”

“it was great, spent half of it talking with you and the other half dreaming about you”

she was really blushing now and replied
“stop teasing me jhur, you couldn’t have dreamt about me”

“no, I’m serious I did, ill have loved to tell you what the dream was about, but you won’t believe so don’t bother”

“hmm, ok if you say so…but ill you would tell me the dream later on tho”

“ok,no p. So what can I offer you anyway?”

“ermm, anything would be fine, thanks”

“ok, we have got kerosene, garri, matches, soap and rat poison, which one do you want me to bring for you?” I gave a sarcastic reply

and she laughed again of course ..

“Kerosene would be just fine” she got the joke and played along

“hmm..Ok; gimmie a minute,1keg of kerosene coming up” I replied and left for the kitchen.

“alright, bring two straws oh, so we can enjoy together, my mum told me not to drink alone”
she replied while I was at the kitchen door already

“ok, no problem”

a minute later I came back with a tray which had a bottle of red wine and two glasses on it, I open the wine and filled our glasses the two glasses, picked one up and offered her the other, the said…

“lets have a toast”

“hmm, ok, to what?” she replied

“ermm, to US”

“ok, to us then”
we clinged our glasses and I drank the whole glass while she just took a sip and dropped it back on the table then started staring at me, I was feel really uncomfortable with the way she was staring so I asked..

“What’s wrong, don’t you like the wine ,or were seriously expecting kerosene?” trying to be funny.

“no not at all, I love the wine, I don’t just get why you are going through all this stress ”

“process?? What do you mean?” I replied with a confused look

“all of this nah, the wine thing for example, I was expecting a soft drink or just water”

“hmm…no Sandra, its no stress at all, im just trying to prove I’m really a nice guy and can I care” I replied

“I know you care and you are nice, you don’t have to prove it, if you weren’t I won’t be here, and just for the record, I care about you too”
she smiled and leaned forward to peck me but somehow I turned and instead if a peck, our lips jammed and we had a light kiss, but almost immediately she pulled back and said
“am sorry, didnt mean to”

“no no its nothing, its actually my fault” I replied with the “I want more” look on my face.
Just as if she read my face she leaned forward and frenched kissed me and of course I kissed her back…
We made out for quite a while and then I tried taking it further so I slipped my hand under her top and started navigating up to her bosoms, I found it and grabbed it like a hungry baby who hadn’t sucked milk in two days, she moaned in responses to it and then she suddenly stopped kissing me, pulled out my hand,…many things was running through my mind.. Like

“Have I passed my boundary?”

“What does she want to say now?”

“should I apologize?”

“Maybe I should just runaway”

while I was lost in my thought she finally did something that realy shocked me and was far from what I had expected… She stood up and ….

***

So she stood up and naughty thoughts entered my mind, I could already picture her n*ked, sucking one of her really hot bosoms that looks like 3/4 of mercy johnson’s own while I squeezed her behind and ‘teach her something’ *winks*, my D was already hard and stretched to full length.

But then she didn’t strip oh, infact she did the direct opposite, she picked up her handbag and headed for the door without saying a word to me.

I chased her and was lucky to have intercepted her before she could get to the door, on getting to the door I didn’t know what else to say so I just started apologizing,
‘sandra am so sorry,I dead sorry, it would never happen again, its the work of the devil’ I said, blaming innocent devil.

‘No no mike, you don’t have to be sorry, I should be the one apologizing’ she replied

‘for what?’ I asked already getting confused

‘nothing,just forget it,I really have to go now’

‘ok, I guess ill see you later,right?’

‘yea,am going no where anytime soon’, she replied and walked out.

So I went back to the couch really confused.
‘This sandra girl is really complicated oh, one minute she doesn’t know her she feels, the next minute she’s kissing like she loves me and then she walks out like she don’t’ I thought.

An hour of just sitting and thinking passed before Urch and Tayo finally decided to come back home form church, I teased Urch asking

‘where that your soldier babe nah?’ referring to chisom

‘go ask your papa’ he replied without even looking at me

I just laughed and didn’t reply.

They had eaten outside already so it was just me who hadn’t, I went to the room grabbed my wallet and headed out to ‘GARDEN ROSE’ restaurant, that was on my street.

Now you have to ignore the fancy name of the restaurant, because the restaurant is like every other mama put no extra packaging just the fancy name.

The place was really crowded as usual, not because her food was sweet but the quantity was attractive, and due to the fact I was hungry I had to forget quality and go for quantity. Many people thought the same too.

So after struggling, pushing and biting she finally took a plate and asked for my order,

‘gimme #80 rice, #40 beans ,another #40 spagetting, put like 5 plantain , then put 2 better meat for the top, no pack fat give me or fish tell me sorry oh’ I ordered,

like she had recorded everything in her head she served me, I took the plate and headed to a spare table, ordered for a bottle of big coke to go.

you know that coke sign post that says ‘MEALS TASTES BETTER WITH A BOTTLE OF COKE’?, Well they weren’t lieng, you should try it.

I successfully devoured the whole plate and ordered for a little extra , settled the bill and walked back home a very happy man indeed, the only problem is my stomach was filled to a the brim, I therefore found walking quite difficult, but I somehow survived.

Later on that evening, there was a football match, the almighty ‘el clasico’, madrid vs barca, I am a madrid fan so its was a match I couldn’t miss. Tayo being a barca fan challenged me to a bet which I accepted because it was one of those moments barca wasn’t in top form and pique wasn’t in his prime anymore while Madrid was just in top form, we were on top of the league table to prove it.

We went to a viewing center and after about 90 minutes the match was over and unfortunately, barca won 3-1, no thanks to that silly messi, mtchew!…

As expected we were arguing for hours after the match, Tayo kept mocking me while I kept defending myself saying the referee was biased. While we were arguing, we were cut short by a knock on the door, I looked at the wall clock, it was 11:45pm already, I headed to check who it was, and there she was again, still wearing same thing as this morning but looked like she had been crying, it was sandra.

I was dead worried at the sight of her, so I asked

‘whats wrong dear, whats the problem?’

All she could say was,..

‘we need to talk’

‘about what?’ I asked still looking worried

‘I can’t talk here, lets go somewhere private’ she replied

‘hmm, ok where do you have in mind?’

‘My room, my roommate isn’t around’ she replied

‘ok, you know what? Give me a minute lemme grab a shirt’

I went to my room wore a shirt and headed straight out to meet Sandra.

We got to her room 5mins later, she was my neighbor so it’s not that far.

It was a nice looking room, not as big as mine tho, but it was really homely self contain that was painted pink ‘girls and pink sha’ I thought.
There was big bed place at corner while the 21 inches LCD tv on the wall at the other end.

I sat on the bed while she locked up the door, when she was through; I asked again

‘so whats wrong?’

‘You!, you’re whats wrong with me’ she replied vaguely

‘how do you mean?’

She didn’t reply this time,just removed her top, she had no bra on, so the twin towers were exposed, she looked at me and then said,

“when you said you…”

‘when you said you love me, did you mean it?’

‘Imagine this girl oh!! See question wey she dey ask me, who go say NO for this kind condition not to talk of sharp guy like me’ I thought

then I replied…

‘Yes sandy, I meant it, ive never even meant anything more than this before in my whole life’ I was talking too much obviously because her bosoms were affecting my brain somehow.

On hearing that she removed her skirt or should I just say 2 belts? which wasnt necesary because I knew a style that dont require removing of skirts in other to ….nevermind ,thats a story for another day.*winks*.

She then came closer to me, pushed me on the bed and jumped on me kissing me so roughly I wasnt sure if ill be able to use my lips for anything again afterwards, without much delay I removed my shirts so she could feel my 6 packs but sadly flat chest, but she didnt seem to care about that all she wanted to do was bite up my lips.

Long story cut short, we had sèx.

When we were done I asked;

‘is this how you tell any guy who asks you out yes?’

she just giggled and replied
‘errm..Maybe, or maybe you are just special’

‘hmm, so its now you are knowing am special right?’ I asked just joking

‘hahaha, dont flatter yourself jhur, its kinda not cute’

‘hmm…ok then, mouth zipped’ then I made a sound of a zip just feeling funny.

After about 5 minutes of just cudling she turned and looked me in the eyes and said

‘mikey dont break my heart’

‘that’s the last thing ill ever do’ I replied almost immediately

‘ok, good, because if you do break my heart ill break your neck’

we both laughed and kept quite cuddling.

Just asif fate always isnt on my side or always have a differnt plan… Someone just opened the door and bursted in without even knocking.

We quickly covered our unclad body with the blanket and turned to check who was standing there looking at us…

EPISODE 8

so we both turned to see who the illmannered monkey who his/her father didnt teach how to knock before barging into peoples house was.

The person was a female, and I must confess, she was a perfect replica of kim kardashian in the sence of she had the exact size of bosoms I love, I.e somewhere inbetween big and small but more of BIG though , and her hips had this ‘HIPS DONT LIE’ kinda shape, I finally understood what shakira meant when she sang that song. And to go with the sexy curves was a very cute face.

After we all finally came back to our sences, Sandra finaly spoke…

‘Michael,I know this is a wierd situation but meet my roommate, Amaka.. And Amaka meet my boyfriend Michael’

I didnt know either to say
‘hi, am Unclad, want to see my Joystick?’
or just smile, so I kept quite but the Amaka girl came nearer to the bed and shaked me saying,
‘nice to meet you’

‘ermm…same here’ I replied realy uncomfortable

‘so you are the guy Amaka has been making noise about, and disturbing my life with for about a week now?’ she asked

‘ermmm, well I…’ I tried looking for the right responce

‘anhan Amaka!, you will not shut up now. When did I tell you about him?’ sandra interrupted ,

if sandra was good at everything bad, she wasnt good at lieing, she unconsciously blinked whenever she lied or cursed ,and yes, she blinked while she made that statement.

‘Hahaha,that one is you own p, anyway I can see you guys were busy before I came, so ill just excuse you guys. Flash me when you are done,ill be at queeneth place’ amaka replied,
I assumed queeneth was a neigbour or something like that.

‘Alright, just give us a few minutes’ Sandra replied.

‘Ok oh, am not chasing you guys tho’ amaka replied and walked out of the room.

As soon as she left I quickly looked for my boxers which was on the TV, I dont know how it got there tho, wore it and dressed up ,while sandra didnt move an inch just stared at me..

When I was done dressing up, I checked the time and it was around 1:35am, I was shocked, funny how time flies when you are doing things that mummy and daddy dont know.

So I just told Sandra bye and headed for the door, just as I opened it she said

‘arent you forgeting something?’
She was seductively licking her lips, so I got the message headed back, gave her a soft kiss and left for my house.

By the time I got there the gen was still on, but Urch and Tayo were already asleep..

‘this people dey mad oh,dem think say dem dey fetch fuel from tap?’ I muttered under my breath as I headed to off the gen.

I got back to my room, didnt have much strenght to shower so I just undressed and jumped on my bed to sleep, after thinking for a while I rememeber it was monday !!! My first ever lecture in uniport Was by 9am and I was still awake by 2am!!!’ ….somehow I forced myself to sleep a dreamless sleep.

****

Later on in the morning…

‘if na just me, ill be living like I dont care,live my life …’ it was 2face-only me track that was my ringtone which woke me up the next morning..

‘who be dis bastard wey dem dey use hyn destiny play ball for okija shrine wey they disturb my sleep this early morning’ I cursed as I picked up my phone to check who it was and ‘WIZZY(C.R)’ was boldly written on my screen, I picked the call immediately because C.R means course rep and well you know nah… As soon as I picked I didnt even say hello before he went staraight to the point

‘oboy how far nah, where you dey ECO 102 wan start oh’

‘I dey road dey come already, where be the venue?’ I lied, not wanting to admit I had forgetten I had lectures that morning.

‘na U lecture hall 6, you sabi the place abi?’ he asked?

‘enhh, nah that ICTC side abi?’ I replied

‘yea, confirmed, oya do dey come oh, the man no dey take attendance play o’

‘ok thanks’ and I hung up..

I looked at the time it was 8:45am, so I had about 15min to get to class which I knew was impossible but worth a try..

I sprung up from bed and got ready for lectures.

Urch had left already while Tayo didnt have any lecture that morning, so he was going to be home alone, but ofcourse he definitely has other plans, which isnt my business.

I boarded a direct cab straight to the Abuja campus (uniport).

While in the cab my wild imaginition started thinking of stuffs like
‘how this lecturer go be? How all my lectures go be like self?’

‘Shey fine girls go dey my depertment abi na woor woor zone?’

‘Shey confirmed guys go dey or men wey no sabi anything?’

I was lost in my thought when the driver said
‘bros we don reach oh’

I paid, came down, adjusted the adjustables and walked into the building, not know what exactly to expect.

TO BE CONTINUED

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WELCOME TO LAGOS: A Bus Story

I promised you guys a couple of short stories right? Well here is the first instalment of a four chapters short stories which I’ve decided to title Welcome To Lagos. Read and drop your comments. Enjoy.

A BUS STORY

It was a perfect day for me, even the acclaimed unpredictable weather agreed with me on this as the sun wasn’t scorching hot and there wasn’t rain, not even a drop! This was quite unusual considering the fact that it had been raining consistently for over four days.

Usually, I used to sleep through the better half of the morning and wake up around 11am and then stager to the kitchen to fix breakfast but not today, today was a different day, a differently good day, or so I had thought.

I woke up by 7am and instead of going to the kitchen, I had gone to the bathroom to have my bath and in matter of minutes I zoomed out of the house without even saying a word to anyone at home.

My excitedness was for one reason, one good reason – I was on my way to Computer Village, Ikeja, to buy my very first BlackBerry phone – a Curve 2.

Before you start to laugh at how a “mere” Curve 2 made me so excited, may I add that this happened few years back, 2009 or 2010, not entirely sure but one thing was certain though, Blackberry Phones ruled the phone market and Curve 2 topped the charts back then.

Anyway, I used to stay at Ikotun so getting to Ikeja was easy. All I did was enter a N50 BRT bus which dropped me a short distance from the road where Affordables and Slot were – two big and credible names in the phone business.

I walked into Slot first and after a few minutes, I sadly walked out without the phone because they didn’t have the London used version of the phone. I walked into Affordables and this time the story was quite different as I was successful this time.

I left Computer Village almost immediately, feeling really good about myself and my awesome purchase. Instead of going home straight, I felt particularly generous so I called up my girlfriend… Well, she’s an ex now, and took her out to GDC on a splurge.

The outing was totally fun as I used to really like the girl’s company then, hearing her voice in the morning used to keep me smiling all day. I didn’t want to let her go just like that so I decided to take her home first before going to my house. Wrong move.

After a few pushing and biting, we successfully boarded a regular yellow bus heading Mile 2, she lived at Festac so the idea was that we’ll both drop at Mile 2 and while she heads to Festac, I’ll board another bus to Cele and then link it to Ikotun… If you know the streets of Lagos very well, you’ll know I was probably really foolish and perhaps mad to take such long and absurd route when I could just go through Mushin or even enter a straight Ikotun bus but I was in love and isn’t love a sort of madness?

While we were on the bus, my girlfriend and I were engaged in a rather interesting discussion based on the movie we just watched at GDC, she didn’t seem to like how the movie had ended while it was perfectly executed from my point of view.

However, the skinny dude who wore one of those My Money Grows Like Grass T-shirts and a faded blue jeans, by my side seemed determined to infect me with whatever sort of chronic virus he had as he coughed and coughed and coughed, rendering millions of bacteria homeless. It seemed like the more I tried to ignore him, the more he coughed, so I decided to suspend my conversation with my girlfriend so as to avoid a bacteria from jumping into my mouth. The annoying thing is the other occupants of the bus at that time felt a little sympathy for him and kept on telling the dude sorry after each round of coughs.

Finally, he got to his busstop and alighted from the bus, no one on earth was happier than me as I resumed my conversation with my girlfriend but sadly, we got to Mile 2 few minutes later and we both alighted, it was sad to think of her leaving just like that, so just to delay her imminent leaving a little longer, I suggested that we took a picture right there at the busstop and she reluctantly agreed.

To be frank, I also wanted to show off my new Curve 2 to her so I attempted to bring out the phone from my pocket but strangely it wasn’t there. I searched my front pockets, my back pockets and even my breast pockets. It was only then I realised what the “coughing-guy” had done. All his coughing was just a distraction as I came to the conclusion that my newly bought London used 32K Curve 2 was gone.

My legs couldn’t carry my body any more and I slumped to the floor with my hands on my head.

Welcome to Lagos.

#MCLS: Episode 5 & 6

EPISODE 5

“It’s me,” was the response we got

“who is ‘me’, or don’t you have a name?”

“Sorry, It mean it me, Sandra”

on hearing that we were both relived, and rushed to open the door for her.

Sandra entered with a nylon (or waterproof as my PH people would say, lol) but that wasn’t the issue at hand, so didn’t bother asking about the contents of the nylon, she had to first explain when she became a witch that can disappear and reappear at will.
We asked her the question and she just smiled and said,
you guys were sleeping like babies when I woke up since I didn’t want to leave you guys like that, I decided to go and buy something for you guys to eat”

at this point I was highly impressed,not realy because of she was thoughtful or nice but because the worms in my stomach would finally stop rioting.
We grabbed the nylon from her and found three big loaves of bread and enough akara to go round, we needed no babalawo to tell us how to share it.
While we were eating Urch finally decided to wake up and joined us in eating without even saying a word.
By the time we were done, I raised my head to thank Sandra, but as usual she had disappeared again, I wasn’t bothered this time tho, I had collected her number the night before and gotten her address too so the package was still onboard.

Time flew and night got to reach really fast.
I was on bed trying to sleep but thoughts of sandra started flowing in my mind ,of how much times we had spent and how nice she is,I just couldnt sleep so I decided to call her..
Unfortunately when I dialed the number I heard
“you do not have sufficient airtime to complete this call at the moment, please recharge and try again” ,or something like that.
I rolled and rolled on my bed,not being able to sleep and all I could think of was sandra, her hips, her super cute smile, and I even started having lustful thoughts of squeezing her Bottom while I banged her….. While I was just fantasizing all this ,I heard a voice in my head saying
“go and steal Tayo phone he might have credit”
but I shunned it because Tayo would kill me this time if I use his credit after what I had done to him in the morning, then the voice said
“go and steal Urch phone then”
this sounded nicer so I stood up as quietly as I could and tiptoed to his corner in the room and picked up his phone which he kept on the table by his bed.
I check his account balance and he had about #602 so without thinking twice I dialed Sandra number, it was about 2:46am, so I didn’t expect her to pick up, but I had to try if I was going to sleep that night at all.
My luck shined, she picked and said,
“hello”

her voice sounded so nice on phone or maybe I was already into her so everything she said would sound nice to me…nevertheless replied,

“hi, its Michael”
,then I asked a silly question
“were you sleeping?” (What was I expecting?’NO I was counting beans’?”
She replied calmly…
“Yea, I was…any problem?”

“ermm, no, not at all…it’s just that I was trying to… (At this point I didn’t think it would be right to say my real reason for calling so I just changed the topic) Never mind, just wanted to say hi”

but I was kind of late, she had gotten the hint I wanted to say something so she insisted I spoke up, after much I opened up and said things that I didn’t believe I could say… I said,
“ok then ,if you insist… Sandra am in love with you, been trying to sleep for like 3hours now, and its not just working, you are all that’s in my head like a brain, cant just get you out of my mind..I know I met you barely 3days ago and its still early, but I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’m not usually like this. How u make me feel is just unexplainable, ill have loved to tell you exactly how I feel but I cant find the right words, all I know is I love you…Sandra am crazy about you,..Sandra am this, Sandra am that” I kept on talking for like 20 mins expressing my love to this girl I met in a very awkward way..When I was done all she said was
“ok, I have heard”

“like seriously? , you have heard? Is that all you are going to say?”

“ermm, what do you want me to say na, I barely know you, all the times I’ve seen you, you don’t act like my kind of guy”

“hmm, ok what’s your kind of guy?” I asked ,I could feel my eyes getting watery, was I really going to cry over this girl?

then she replied “that don’t matter right now, all I can say is ,you and I cant work, we are both too different”

“but I guess that’s what relationships are about…finding that one person you love and appreciating your differences and also accepting it”

“I’m sorry Michael, but it can’t just happen”

I could read in btw the lines and from the texture of her voice, I sensed she was about to cry too or something like that…so I tried risking something… I asked her the $1,000,000 question…
“Sandra?”
“yea, am sorry mike, it can’t work?”
I ignored her and asked

“Sandra do you love me?”

there was a long silence, but then she replied
“ermm, Michael I…”

EPISODE 6

‘ermm, Michael I…I…don’t know really” she replied

“hmm, how come you don’t know how you feel?”

“I like you, I really do, but I don’t believe in love at 1st sight or things like that. People grow in love”

her reply made much sense but nevertheless I was so sure I loved her and need not grow in love..so I just replied

“ok, I get your point, so what what’s going to happen now?” I said after a quick thought

“ermm, I just need time, maybe you can give me a little time to think about it”

“alright, have all the time you want, I’ll be right here waiting for you” I replied smiling

“thanks, so tell me more about you anyway, you haven’t said much about your family”

“oh, well am from a family of three, my dad is… ” we talked for the rest of the night till like 4:30am when MTN alerted me that I have less than one minute it’s at that point I realized I had used Urch airtime to make night call, finished it and to make matter worse, his battery had one bar left.

Chai I was in trouble, but the deed had been done so I just dropped his phone back and tried sleeping, this time I slept like a baby, I even dreamt about I and Sandra, the dream involved a black suit,a white gown, two rings and a priest *winks*.

It was about 8:21am on Sunday when I started hearing a voice screaming my name in my dream, or at least that’s what I thought until a tap on my head brought me back to reality..

“MICHAEL!!!
MICHAEL!!! ” Urch screamed my name…

“Wetin!?” I asked outta annoyance and my eyes still closed.

“na you wey use my credit for phone?”

And like an alert DING!! I recalled using all his airtime calling the love of my life, or at least that’s how I felt that time.

“guy no vex, I use am call my brother who okada jam yesterday” I replied, of course that was a lie

“oh, sorry I no know, how hyn dey now?”

“hin dey better now but still on admission”

“ok, sorry sha, but no use my stuffs like that next time, ask me first” he replied with sympathy

“alright thanks, I’ll try repaying back when I get money”
I just said that to make him feel good, but had no plans of repaying him.

“Ok oh, anyway chisom say make I tell you make you bath so we go fit go church, Tayo don dey dress already”

OH Bleep!!! Today na sunday?” I replied totally forgetting it was Sunday.

“No oh, na Friday ode, go bath jhur abi you no dey go?”
.
.
. You know that kind of Sunday when you wake up and just dont feel like going to church for no just reason so you blame it on not having ironed clothes or polished shoes? Well that’s how I felt so I simply replied

“I no dey go jhur, I no iron any better cloth and I get chronic headache”

“hmm, that one na your wahala, God dey watch you sha, we don they go, keep key for that usual place if you wan comot”
he replied and walked out of the room.
I screamed “pray for me oh!” ,not sure if he heard because I got no reply..

I heard continuous footsteps of and voices for about 10 mins before I heard a door close and absolute silence. I was officially home alone. Then an idea popped into my head so I picked up my phone and texted Sandra to come over, I got a reply almost immediately saying she’ll be at my lodge in 20mins.

On reading the text I broke a world speed record using just 5mins to bath and dress. Then I quickly swept the whole house and arranged it in about 4mins obviously breaking another record, just when I was about dropping the broom I heard a knock on the door, I naturally assumed it was Sandra so I literally flew to open the door, little did I know that I had assumed wrong.

So I opened the door and there they were two really funny looking people that could easily be mistaken for a clown or glo ambassador.
1 was a guy who wore a really big scary looking trouser that was black, yea ‘was’ because it had faded beyond dying self, calling the trousers ash, won’t be a bad idea ,he placed it on his stomach and to match was a suit….or better still, sorry ,I mean he wore a COAT ,very big coat, that kind of ‘my papa dash me’ coat..It was that big.

While the other was a female, I dont know if she was trying to colour block or simply had a wall drope malfunction. She wore an orange long straight skirt that reached her ankle, with a brown shoe that’s very similar to one I saw in a black and white picture of my great grand mum who was celebrating her 13yrs birthday then, and a light green shirt that had ‘GLO’ on the bosom pocket, while at the back “WE RULE YOUR WORLD” was boldly written.

After I had finally succeeded in suppressing the laughter that I was trying to hold I finally asked
“who are you?”

“We are from the HOLY GHOST FIRE JESUS THE SAVIOUR MINISTRY, INTL and we were sent by God to tell you the good news”

they were evangelists from one of those scary Port Harcourt churches with their scary names.

“ok, I’m sorry, but am very busy right now, so you can come back next week or better still never come back” I replied and slammed the door at them.
Normal I won’t have reacted that way but, Sandra was coming nah, what do you expect?

Barely a minute later…

TO BE CONTINUED

An Explaination and A Job

Hello guys,

Yes, I have changed, yes, I I don’t post as often as before, yes I’ve been writing Cell 6 and My Complicated Love Story 2 since like forever, yes, I have a big head etc.

I agree to all accusation up there and its all my fault but I have a reason, a quite good one.

I am a writer, and allow me to flatter myself to say I’m a fairly good writer at that and I really want to entertain you guys but I’m human and I’ve got my flaws.

I am at that point in my writing career where my “head is full.” Don’t mistake this phrase with the popular Writers Block, let’s just say I’ve over tasked myself to write and well… Its complicated.

Bottom line is I’m at a point where I’m considering quitting writing but you guys mails which I surprisingly still receive still keeps me going so I’ve decided to fight the urge to stop writing and do the exact reverse.

And this brings me to the job part of this post. I want to compile My Complicated Love Story and create an E-book out of it but the work is really “rough”, thus I need a proof reader. If you are interested, send me a mail to sochistar13@gmail.com.

Due to popular demand, I’ve decided to post My Complicated Love Story here, on my blog since I’ve removed it from Nairaland. I also plan on continuing My Complicated Love Story 2 and Cell 6 simultaneously, I’ll confess that Cell 6 is a really tasking story for me so its going to be posted at well spaced intervals because I don’t want to fuck up the plot.

Well, that’s pretty much all I’ve got to say, I’ll be posting random short stories too. So keep you fingers crossed.

Welcome Back To Sochistar’s world.

… Before I forget, I’ve got huge love for shoes, clothes, accessories, bag et all. Just got me a new shoe, its called Wallabies, made by Clarks. Just had to share it with you guys, that’s the picture up there… Hehehe.

Cheers.

#MCLS: Episode 3 & 4

EPISODE 3

Just so you know, Uche is a cheerful giver not like stingy Tayo, he is rich as I have made clear earlier, he has the kinda complexion that would give Baba Suwe hope, as in his blackness no get part 2! The funny thing about Uche is, although he has got a twisted past with cultism and used to play girls, he is settled now, and has a stable girlfriend.

I later got to find out that from Tayo that this girlfriend of his name is Chisom, from my own perspective she is alright in all aspect, not too flashy or have any ‘outspoken’ feature, she is just normal but she is a chronic born-again christian, Tayo and I find this disturbing because every Sunday she always carry her two ‘left’ legs and come to the house, then literally drag the three of us to church even when we don’t want to go, how she manages to force three grown men to church still amazes me till date, woman power I guess.

Anyway after about the longest ten minutes walk of my life, I and my new found friend got back to the club, from a distance everything looked normal so that made us relax a little but getting closer we saw where there was a little crowed that seems to be growing by the second, without thinking twice we knew that’s where the ‘WAHALA’ was.

We got closer and I tried asking one babe what was happening, but it was no use because she seemed to be drunk and simply smiled at me, I don’t know what she was smiling about and don’t care. The best option was to go to the center of the crowd and see what was happening with my own eyes.

So after pushing, pulling, punching, cursing and biting a few people, Sandra and I finally got to the middle, and then we saw it. What I saw made me speechless and my body froze instantly.

There he was, lying on the floor, blood was rushing out of his head at an alarming rate and that made me nearly throw up because I hate the sight of blood… It was Uche, yes ‘URCH MONEY’ that was in the middle of this crowd,I was confused and didn’t know what to do nor think. Sandra again being her observant self noticed my mood and somehow figured it was my friend and pointed at Tayo who was at the other side of the crowd (I still don’t know how she knew I, Tayo and uche were friends up to today, maybe she was even eyeing me in the club too *winks*).

After starting at the body for a while, I got so curious and I headed to where Tayo was in other to get some answers, then I asked, “o boy, wetin happen for here nah?”

“guy I confuse oh, the thing happened to fast self”

“wetin happen to fast?? Talk better thing jhur” losing my patience

“me and Urch, say make we go outside go smoke some weed because smoking no dey allowed inside the club, na hyn we commot oh, as we dey find corner to do our thing, we no pay too much attention to wetin dey happen around us,. before we reach were we dey go, so axe men don surround us oh, before I fit talk Jack Robinson they do start to dey beat Urch oh,1 come use 1 sharp axe knack him head, na why hin dey bleed so, after them do finish wit Urch, them face me, I done dey piss for ground self because of fear, but them no touch me, them just say if Urch wake up make I tell am make hin leave chisom if hyn never read die” at that point I wanted to laugh but I compose myself, because I was surprised that cult boys had interest I such a churchy girl, I pictured capon with axe in his back pocket going to church…lol!!

After thinking of the whole case I knelt to confirm if Urch was truly alive, and then went to board a taxi, with the help of Tayo, we both put him in the taxi.

Sandra insisted she came with us of course but that wasn’t my problem tho, my guy was at the verge of dieing, so blowing (blowing means bleeping or sex) her wasn’t even on my mind.
We got home and placed him on a chair, Sandra requested for a towel and a bowl of warm water to clean him us and massage uche, we gladly provided all she asked for, and even brought a 1st aid kit which she used to treat his wound, which wasn’t that big tho, just a scratch. Afterwards we all went to slept, feeling like two gentlemen and Tayo slept in the parlor on the floor and gave Sandra the bedroom but she suggested we placed Urch on the bed while she slept on a small ‘hostel’ kind of bed we had around.

After gisting for a while with Tayo in the sitting room, slowly sleep crept in and we slept soundly, not knowing what was going to happen the next day would change my life forever!!!

EPISODE 4

It was around 1:23pm when I woke up on Saturday afternoon, Tayo who was by my side was still sleeping like a dead goat, not even shaking at all, but I didn’t bother him, yet, because after all that I assumed he had done in the club ,while I and Sandra were just gisting…he needed the sleep.

So I brushed my teeth and cleaned up sha, then sat down in the sitting room to check my email and things like that, it was at this point I realized I was hungry…

The kind of hunger wasn’t that kind, you say
“cheri kam bia” (wait I’m coming) to ,but sharp one, It was like the worm in my stomach were rioting, I can swear I heard them sing
“we no go gree o
we no go gree
big bros Michael give us our food !!”
with that annoyance I stared at Tayo with frustration, because the guy seemed not to care about anything other thing at that moment but sleep, one mind was telling me

“leave him to sleep ,be nice”
,
while the other was saying the direct opposite,

“wake him up, abi you wan make hungry kill you 4 here?”

well I gave it a thought and tried waking Tayo up, I screamed his name but he didn’t even shake tapped him…no response…kicked him, still no response… Then an evil idea entered my mind.

I went to the bathroom filled a bucket wit water and poured it all on Tayo,…the way the thing worked eh, was fantastic.

Tayo sprung up from his bed and started ran out of the house, cursing the person who poured him water, which was me…,

I just smiled and followed him outside, thinking he wouldn’t retaliate or at least not immediately, but I was wrong, dead wrong.

As I got outside Tayo was busy looking for something seriously teased him,
“guy you forget your brain for there, wey you dey find am?”

he just ignored me and kept searching, finally he found what he was looking for, a big long stick, and once I saw it, I understood sharply and ran into the house not waiting to find out what he wanted to do with the stick.
He chased me with the speed of light but I was a little bit faster, I ran straight to the room where Urch and Sandra slept for the night and locked the door as fast as I could, then started laughing at Tayo who was locked outside and still screaming with fury
“MIKE YOUR PAPA!!”

“hyn dey house”,I replied trying to frustrate him the more

then he said “You dey mad, You 4 die today I to say I catch you” ,

“tah!! Dem dey catch breeze?”

we exchanged lot of curses but at a point he got tired and I heard him leave, then I relaxed and turned to face the room, It was then I noticed a weird scene.

..Although Urch was still on the bed sleeping in an awkward position, with one of his leg in jamaica, the other in Ghana, his hand was under the pillow and…Never mind sha, I’m sure you get the idea….I looked around the room but couldn’t find Sandra nor her hand bag or any clue she was even here.
Different thoughts crossed my mind about her where about,
“shey this girl no follow us come house” I thought
“abi she be winch wey don disappear?”
“or maybe na me no dey see well”
I headed to the bathroom to rinse my face with water and came to check again,
I searched the whole room twice, looking for this girl but to no avail, I woke up Urch, but he didn’t have any idea of her where about.
I finally opened the door and went to ask Tayo who was sitting at the sitting room with the stick he wanted to break my head with on his lap, I ignored it and just asked him straight up,
“guy you know where Sandra dey?”
“Who be Sandra?” he inquired

“that babe wey we carry come house yester night”

“oh, na Sandra be her name?, nice name sha, errr she dey room nah”

“ode! If she dey room I go they ask you if you see am abi you blind wen I enter the room ni?”

“Guy go check well jhur, where she wan dey again nah, abi she don turn ghost?”

“oga, shebi na you wey sabi see road pass, oya come show me the babe for room nah”

“ok nah, but if I see am for there, I go burst your eye o”

I didn’t respond again, just watched him walk to the room then he came out and said
“oboi the girl no dey there tru tru oh”

“so na Latin I dey speak since? Abi no be wetin I tell you dat?”

at this point it was obvious Sandra was missing or was she playing a prank on us, we both starred at each other for a while not saying anything.
The silence was broken by a knock on the door
“kpo kpo kpo”…
We were both stunned by the sudden knock, but neither of us wanted to open the door, we just stood on the same spot.
Then there was a second knock
“kpo kpo kpo”
…this time I gathered courage and asked
“who is it?!”
not knowing who was knocking at the door by this time of the day, as a matter of fact we don’t have much visitors, talk less of Saturday afternoon where everywhere used to be dry.
So we patiently waited for a response… Not sure if we really wanted to know who was at the door.

TO BE CONTINUED.

PS: This story was one of my very first story and I agree its quite amateur, so kindly ignore the spacing, typos and grammatical errors.